BOREcode (#TweetTweetJam, 557 characters)

Red Alert! The master hacker known only as The Stick has infiltrated the most secure server in the world. To prove yourself, avoid detection from the security field for as long as possible.

Your hacking skills allow you to dig through nearby firewalls to escape the lasers. Some say there are even secret digging strategies that help you further, like FAST TOGGLING and RISKY PUNCHTHROUGH. How long can you last?

This tiny game is a #tweetcart made for Tweet Tweet Jam 6. The entire source code (including gameplay, art, and sound effects!) is 557 letters of text, seen here:

p=9n=127::r::e=1c=0cls(1)function f(x)z=124while pget(x,z)>6do z-=1end
pset(x,z+1)return z<124end::o::a={}u={}for i=1,126do u[i]=i end
y=8v=c\5+5
?"\#7\*a bore𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘲  "..c.."\*b \asエi7e1x1e0",0,1,1
for i=0,v do a[i]=rnd(u)del(u,a[i])end::_::rect(0,0,n,n,7)b=e%3-1
?"웃",p,120,1
p-=b
for j=1,3do d=f(p+1)or f(p+5)end
if(d)d=y%20<1p+=b
?d and"웃\ai6c0"or"웃",p,120,7
for i=1,2*v do
s=a[i%v]g=9-pget(s,y)pset(s,y,g)
if(g==2)y=128
if(i%v<1)y+=1end
::k::flip()l=e e=btn()+1
if(y<126)goto _
if(y<=n)c+=1goto o
?" oh no!\ac0",p&95,99,7
if(y>145and e>l)goto r
y+=1goto k

Why? Because it's fun!